September 2010
It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes...
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper
lost a follower, bye then (:
thetwentythirdchapter: World's Best Resignation... →
Dear Mr. Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of...
Am I the only tumblr user that didn't know
abriannebrooke:
imsuchaterriblemess:
captainharei:
ore-samaheronoblog:
mabeg:
onlysotoyaoi:
tokilee:
stroganoff:
sea-kun:
heckyeahclogspeoplesdashboards:
ryukein:
whatwhatwhatareyoudoing:
you could use “j” and “k” keys to scroll by post?
Me when I found out:
fshauiojgaebk
This will forever change my tumblr experience.
h o l y s h i t
oh my god D:
...
Despite collaborating on the hit single...
This probably isn’t that unusual in the music industry, at least not when recording featured artists on a track. What makes it a bit stranger is that B.o.B. and the lead singer of Paramore also filmed their portions of the music video separately! Here’s what Williams has to say about this. “We’ve never met in person. We’ve talked on Twitter, and he’s really...
Epic Failure
The Last Airbender
No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes. It’s a universal truth. But...
– Marilyn Monroe | Submitted by Ishaaa (via quote-book)
That’s what stories are for. Stories are for joining the past to the future....
– Tim O’Brien (via quote-book)
RAWR ABBYGATOR. My homework is so boring, so...
gluesticks:
azarath:
gluesticks:
azarath:
gluesticks:
OMGOMG. EZRAWR. Well i feel really sick. :) How are you? <3
Questions noms? :)
Nooo, I’m already sick, you cannot be sick, who is going to make me chicken soup?
But if i made it… i might throw up in it. Then we would both be even worse cause you know that would just be disgusting… :)
That would be disgusting yes. How abouttt,...
things i'm thinking during math class
gluesticks:
iyabbe:helloimabigail:sanitybroke:
I don’t care.
THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
WHAT
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Those two numbers look like there doing anal.
I want to go home.
Teacher, can I please go outside and kill myself? Because I don’t understand.
LOL I’M GOING TO FAIL LOL
LOL 69!
I really really don’t care.
I just want to go home. Please?
When...